Where cubicle life has never been more hilarious and alumni have never stopped worrying us.Alumni, how can I help you?Tumblr (3.0; @alumnihowcanihelpyou)http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/Me and my co-workers at 5 PM everyday<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/post/48314574855/me-and-my-co-workers-at-5-pm-everyday">whatshouldwecallme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4d337c7f0f1a51e2bed450070e0b8544/tumblr_ml9wk0EwGw1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/49265715906http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/49265715906Tue, 30 Apr 2013 12:46:07 -0400We all have that one alum who keeps calling back during our shift<p><img height="225" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/000c4e50dafa58b1087f85d80c3dd8a5/tumblr_mlkkvvTuOT1r3gb3zo1_400.gif" width="391"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/48609094014http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/48609094014Mon, 22 Apr 2013 08:54:39 -0400student employeesstrugglesalumniphone tagWhen you have to give alums bad news<p>Some will react like this:</p> <p><img height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/04378861180f071499fae75da732f518/tumblr_inline_mk9t914jq71qz4rgp.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>But most:</p> <p><img height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdyr7rUFp71rtg4s7.gif" width="500"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/47133273804http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/47133273804Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:06:52 -0400alumniangercrazymeanWhen a mean alum calls and annoys one of the students<p><img height="209" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a629b1977b6ae138230ce80f3efcfcb7/tumblr_mkr02fkSZz1s3xn33o1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/47132784542http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/47132784542Thu, 04 Apr 2013 17:00:45 -0400not amusedstudent employeesWhen we organize and clean out the storage closets <p>It takes the better part of a day</p> <p><img height="250" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68kzvyFst1qm7gbro1_250.gif" width="250"/></p> <p>Then it is a mess 2 days later.</p> <p><img height="190" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyhx237jf1qbwgwg.gif" width="250"/><img height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc412kgVlE1qcd4xo.gif" width="500"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44881303090http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44881303090Fri, 08 Mar 2013 16:00:35 -0500struggleswhystudent employeesMy current job doesn't have magically appearing baked goods all the time<p><img height="150" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c8217620233f15a5fe21115342d98b69/tumblr_inline_mi2djkfgp61qz4rgp.gif" width="282"/></p> <p>I need to get back to Alumni Relations</p> <p><img height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/488ccf90ac87d941f6834b020391d4f5/tumblr_inline_mi4vrcJT4H1qz4rgp.gif" width="499"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44564883905http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44564883905Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:38:52 -0500Snack Timestudent strugglesWhen people ask where their packages are<p>but I specified it in the email i just sent you</p> <p><img height="183" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ec9a19a6a19cc1ebc40a75bdbbf1801f/tumblr_inline_mgt0eionGW1r1wmd8.gif" width="245"/></p> <p>Not to mention it is the same place as always&#8230;.</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/89f180f6687655b9c6240d44519d6c4a/tumblr_inline_miekf6qcV11qz4rgp.gif"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44564001230http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44564001230Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:27:52 -0500come on peoplethinking caps onbut reallyGetting a gift at an event<p>Instead of just putting the gift together<img height="300" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbqk2rWxO21qzjnpjo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44563608992http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44563608992Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:22:57 -0500student employeesliving the big lifesuccessBeing part of an alumni event while abroad<p>And feeling like I&#8217;ve returned to my natural habitat</p> <p><img height="181" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ugk0bqxQ1rolvqk.gif" width="500"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44563593795http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/44563593795Mon, 04 Mar 2013 16:22:45 -0500i miss workAh, snow storm postpones Winterfest<p><img height="232" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/130aa1b485bfbb6cf4b8c1dd2738b25d/tumblr_mhwju6o1Uc1r6fshmo1_500.gif" width="411"/></p> <p><img height="232" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/24e4c519bfb28aa11d1609caaf16a4fa/tumblr_mhwju6o1Uc1r6fshmo2_r1_500.gif" width="411"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/42592897893http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/42592897893Fri, 08 Feb 2013 13:05:04 -0500strugglesmissing a snow day<p><img height="228" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcqb9bdjuD1r6h22v.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>Why Nemo, why now?</p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/42592552955http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/42592552955Fri, 08 Feb 2013 12:59:27 -0500Study Abroad in LondonTelling students about an alumni event they should attend:<p>When I start talking:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/dab4b0aece573f4b5ceeeb5c8070b508/tumblr_inline_mhs37uZDzk1rnvwt1.gif"/></p> <p>when I mention food:</p> <p><img height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/92be339c704dae56c0612f6594a09974/tumblr_inline_mhs2moL3ad1rnvwt1.gif" width="500"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/42438163516http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/42438163516Wed, 06 Feb 2013 13:00:12 -0500student employeesworking from abroadawkwardWhen people haven't told us if our coworker had her son yet<p><img alt="image" height="222" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f42874bee83585913013e63d0dc348c0/tumblr_inline_mfvjkkd6L31ra7lim.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>We all need to know already.</p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/40625964394http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/40625964394Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:42:00 -0500study abroad in LondonstrugglesCoding events by yourself<p>When there&#8217;s one project:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9n0q4ZrU1r2q05m.gif"/></p> <p>When it&#8217;s more than one and they are all high priority</p> <p><img alt="image" height="378" src="http://media.tumblr.com/cb0109df5f29dbfb5ffb1866997ca129/tumblr_inline_mg6flbUcSi1r2q05m.gif" width="500"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/40624553197http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/40624553197Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:25:00 -0500BBECstudent strugglesWho has spent much too long trying get an event coded because you can't batch enter?<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/75dbfc6dc5ff8e7a79464a0dc899a170/tumblr_inline_mglqykO2Ka1r2q05m.gif"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/40623395150http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/40623395150Tue, 15 Jan 2013 16:10:12 -0500student employeesstudent struggles Since I’m not dead- I’m just exploring the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71cfd7ef0aa59071a238b005428510af/tumblr_mgom01RXaY1rafuiko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><div> <p>Since I’m not dead- I’m just exploring the fantastic city of London— I will still randomly update this page.</p> <p>Look for new posts! </p> <p>Cheers!</p> <div></div> </div>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/40616118704http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/40616118704Tue, 15 Jan 2013 14:26:22 -0500student employeesstudy abroad in LondonTrying to schedule a FedEx pick up after 3:30pm<p><img alt="image" src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vub29vgn1qihztbo1_500.gif"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/39861405890http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/39861405890Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:17:21 -0500cubicle lifestudent employeesI'm off to London--<p>See you all in 9 months!</p> <p><img height="159" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdk72e7jmc1qbka29.gif" width="250"/></p> <p><img height="223" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ftisBSFI1rnisa4.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>I&#8217;ll miss you all.</p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/39860421425http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/39860421425Sun, 06 Jan 2013 15:11:10 -0500londonmy vacationi'll be backi love my jobi'll miss you allLast day at work for the semester<p>At 4:55pm</p> <p><img alt="image" height="375" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbfw5cB6z01r7lnkuo1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> <p>At 5:05pm<br/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lutgmvKGOX1qjp921.gif"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/39861225868http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/39861225868Fri, 21 Dec 2012 18:00:00 -0500can't handle itcubicle partyThe Office around the holidays <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/121668165694f33e983af4565c83b1be/tumblr_inline_mfgtnxP9AD1rnvwt1.gif"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/e11ebe21ca7be061441d18dc21364ab3/tumblr_inline_mfb2id5wp41rnvwt1.gif"/></p>http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/39864294184http://alumnihowcanihelpyou.tumblr.com/post/39864294184Fri, 21 Dec 2012 16:00:00 -0500student employeesfree food